well, I'm running out of ideas for post. Apparently, there is no news, good or bad. Surprising enough, life's boring with out a little good news. All I got to say is, the world's in good shape, everyone's doing fine...mostly me! By the way...I really love a good news article now and then so...if ya know anything TELL ME!!!! This is no threat, don't call the cops...really. I have enough problems, what with the whole John F. Kennedy assassination and so on. But I really didn't really know him that much..but still... why shoot him? What did he do? Plus, I'm apparently immortal, I can't get hurt, can't even get a cut! Why me! Now I know you saying "shut up already, I got your point, I don't care, and I really don't give a $h!t. SO ya know what i'll do just that! I'll shut up and take my business to Mexico, and change my name to Willy Nelson and sing stupid camp fire song, while smoke pot with my buddy, Tango Cash! By the way are you still reading this? Why!? I have run out of things to say!! OH! also guess what, I found out that your mamas' are spending quality time with Bill Clinton! HA!! See, if your reading this then you have fallen into my trap!! And you can't escape! Dumb@$$! .....$h!T... nothing left to say.... Damn. OH my gosh! guess what...NOTHING! HA! Tricked ya! ...NO really...that is it..stop reading...GO WATCH P0RN0$! Really Newgrounds is the secret headquarters of well, everything! Oh! Also I finally played Final Fantasy!! YOU GUYS LIED!! There was no sex scene, in which Cloud Has Oral Intercourse with his Mexican Girl Friend Hanna! Plus, every time I play Cloud dies 4,000 times before he realizes he's only Level one and he is fighting the last boss! Well, that is all! Hope I didn't waste 5 hours of your time!
Sincerely,
Your New Dad!
P.S. Your mama says Bill Clinton has a HUGE di**